i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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