My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
this is an emotional support booty call
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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