i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
