direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
