you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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