Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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