I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Your tits are I can't wait for
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
