The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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