she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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