Whod you bang
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Randomize
