I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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