Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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