shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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