Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think your dad took our porno
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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