Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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