is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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