Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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