how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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