i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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