i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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