Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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