Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish i was in the wii world.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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