im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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