Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I would fuck him just for his dog
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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