I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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