i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
