I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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