Swine flu. Run for my life!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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