he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
