Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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