Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm just crazy horny about you
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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