He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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