Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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