there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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