He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
What drink are we having for lunch?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Who died my cat blue again?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Randomize
