Moan for me like Helen Keller
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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