the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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