her vagine was all disorganized.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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