i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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