does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
the raccoons are back...
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