I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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