your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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