yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
it's like iHOP with fire
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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