Your tits are I can't wait for
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
