Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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