oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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