Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Is it penis luge time yet?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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