I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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