2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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