It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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