dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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