Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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