yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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