i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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