i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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