too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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