I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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